Jingle jangle the bingle bangles..

Two dinners back to back make for a comatose patient

The ULTIMATE DAY.
Since I couldn't do anything THAT momentous that I originally wanted to do, like get married, rob a bank or anything along those lines.. I'm going to do the next best thing. Get a Disneyland pass! YAAYY

The true Hallow

Let the real holidays begin!

10.10.220! ANyone remember that commercial?

Rinky dink laptop still dead but hopefully will get it up and running.. and then perhaps ONE DAY I will get this blog up and running as well.
UNTIL THEN.. more time stamping.

From rags to riches

HARRY POTTER HIGH

Slurpee time at 7:11. Or Jamba.

Eureka 7!..
.. or just 7's in general.

HIP HOPPING FIREWORKING DAY!

A round of cheers for those fathers who are still around and good to their children.

oh. procrastination. you will be the end of me.

In memory of no school..

Another fiver! :D

Since the wedding of the century is happening today.. here's a nod towards it with my white number. The much less expensive version, of course.

And a little something a friend posted on FB

IN WEST LONDON BUCKINGHAM BORN AND RAISED
IN THE PALACE IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLING OUT, MAXING AND RELAXING ALL COOL
WITH MY NANS COUNTRY ALL UNDERNEATH HER RULE

WHEN A FLATMATE OF MINE, WHO I THOUGHT WAS A SQUARE
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY UNDERWEAR
SHE CAME TO ONE LITTLE PARADE AND MY DAD GOT SCARED
AND SAID "YOU'RE MARRYING THIS BITCH BEFORE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR HAIR"

I WHISTLED FOR A CARRIAGE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE RING SAID "DIANA" AND HAD A SAPPHIRE IN THE MIDDLE
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS RING WAS RARE
BUT MY DAD SAID FORGET IT - "YO HOLMES TO THE SQUARE!"

I PULLED UP TO THE ABBEY 'BOUT 11AM
AND I YELLED TO MY PEOPLE "YO HOLMES RULE YA LATER"
I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM
I WAS FINALLY THERE
TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE WITH NO HAIR

Hip Hop Hopping

Bippity bop hip hop

Bought a cone of shame for my grandfather age of a cat because he won't let his nose heal. Now he's the laughingstock of the animal kingdom in my neighbourhood. I swear that squirrel has been coming by every morning just to laugh.

4/4 = double death?? D:

LAD = Leprechaun Appreciation Day :)

I love dipping my Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies into milk. But then bits and pieces fall in.. which is inevitable.. but the worst part is you don't always see the bigger chunks that fall in and only when you're finishing up your cup of milk do you get the remains and it feels like you're eating chunky milk. Which you then realise is sweet so you remember the chunks of cookie.

Or.. when a big huge piece of cookie falls in and I have to fish it out with a fork..

OR you completely forget because you put the cup of milk back into the fridge for another day?.. oh god.

White Pi Day

Again! :D Except this time, the people in Japan probably won't be celebrating as happily as it can be celebrated. :(

It's always a good day when a complete stranger tells you they like your outfit.
And when it rains. You know how sunshine makes people smile? None of the bullshite. Rain makes ME smile.

It still eludes me as to why these amazing designers and editors of huge fashion magazines dress like nutcases. I suppose it's because they can get away with it and they know it's what's on the inside that really counts.. but seriously.. how do you dress the world but not yourself?

Onward ho!

Hearts, stars and clovers. No big red balloon though.

Thus the 1st anniversary of the time-stamping blog comes around. Necessary feats to be achieved today: Watch Groundhog Day. And let the day repeat.. over and over.. and over.. and over again..

New year, new you? Or old you.

Times Square for NYE.. never again. Not until they have restrooms available.